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Christmas Cookie Rules…2011

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Remember to properly taste and approve batch of cookies, requires several samplings. Be sure to follow the rules below.

Christmas Cookie Rules…2011

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no
calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and
thus calorie free.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also
has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you’re making your Christmas cookies
and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend.. Because your
friend’s first cookie is calorie free, (rule #1) yours is also. It
would be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend
that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your
feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and
the density of the caloric mass.

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies
will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting
from a knife without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have
three and green ones have five – one calorie for each letter. Make
more red ones!

7. Cookies eaten while watching “Miracle on 34th Street” have no
calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not
part of one’s personal fuel.

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of
breaking causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else’s plate have no calories
since the calories Rightfully belong to the other person and will
cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!

10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories
because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It’s
a rule!

So, go out and enjoy those Christmas Cookies – we only get them this time of year!

Happy Holidays & A Happy New Year!

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Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

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To those that celebrate!

Have you noticed, some days I’m a real chatty Cathy, and other’s you can hear the crickets? LOL 😀 Okay, so yeah, I can be prone to exargeration too.

Today has been a busy day. It’s all good.

My back pain is still gone, my legs-not as bad as last week, but still pretty wonky. My knees, ankles, hips and inner thighs are burning and on a scale of one to ten. Dudes! I’m going to have to go with 15 on the burning alone! OWIES! 😦

so once again, I’ve been using the DBT skills I teach/facilitate. I love distress tolerance, I’ve been doodling, and creating a word game. Yeah, I’m a geek! I’m sitting here creating a cross word puzzle. lol Next up, is a word find. Oh and yes, I do like Boggle and Scrabble, why do you ask? LOL 😀

but for now, I have some return calls to make to some people, and then take a walk to get the blood flowing, maybe stop some of the burning. And then perhaps read or do a mini-wallpaper on the iphone/ipad.

btw-if any of my friends would like me to create a snowglobe for them to use as an avatar/gravatar or whatever, and you know my email. Please send me a pic! I’ll send you a snow globe!!

Happy Happy!
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