“OH, MY GAWD! Dudes, they have announced that Infinity War will have a PG 13 rating. Hey, breaking news is breaking news! And here with an informative article, my favorite geek site, ComicBook.com Hey! NO. Stay here. Isis, get back here! Yes, you wonderful people too, thank you!  Okay, I know, this news broke yesterday on the eleventh. My shift has been changed to the graveyard. Oooh. It’s so I don’t get into people’s, McKay’s, stuff. Whatever. Some people have no sense of humor and he says he likes cats. And the weekly database was yesterday and I’m just now getting through all my emails in my inbox.”