“So, how did I spend the holiday. Beating people up.” Giggling, “NO, not really. I was yelling at them for being outside without sunblock on with the sun beating down on them and then reflecting off the water. OI! Grown adults should know better. Hello, do I smell coconuts? Oooo, I love coconut!! I need the coconut cut in half for Hula Hula day! So last night, I had the night off and I did what any good soldier kitty girlie would do, stay up all night and watch goofy movies. The good news, DeWayne Johnson and Channing Tatum!! WHAT?! I notice things, pecs, biceps, buttocks, smiles, and eyes. I’m not completely shallow, only during my movie watching! They were, uh, yeah, did I mention, DeWayne and Channing??? Well, there you go.”

“Peace and Namaste, Kittens!”

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