“Yeah, Yeah, I had to take a break. All these people with NO sense of humor. No, Alex, you can’t do that! NO ALEX STOP! ALEXANDRIA! STOP IT NOW! Do you know how many times a day, I hear the word no? Yeah! Too many to count, actually. So since I have the gene and the rank, I borrowed a puddle jumper and isn’t this a nice place. I only meant to go to the mainland, but when I dropped down into the control room, the gate opened and I swear the jumper flew itself through. I’m going to have to do some quick and fancy footwork when I get back, but I saved the file that shows the jumper flew itself. OOOOH! I see a glowy thingie…laters!”

“Dammit, I didn’t bring a uni with me. Hopefully, that glowy thingie is friendly or a ZPM that has nothing attached to it, ya know like a booby trap.”