HA!
September 15, 2016
Humor, Stargate David Hewlett, humor, joe flanigan, Stargate:Atlantis, Torri Higginson Leave a comment
HA!
January 11, 2016
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
November 18, 2014
Creativity- writing, nanowrimo humor, Nano goodness and lots of writing happening here, Thankful November, XOXO Leave a comment
November 15, 2014
Creativity- writing, Holidays humor, NANOWRIMO, Thankful November Leave a comment
I was going to say morning. LOL 😀 Then I noticed it’s after noon.
What a beautiful Saturday, it’s a little cold, but still very beautiful outside. I got talked into some morning errands, now I’m back, coffee on to brew, laundry in the washer, and bagels. Yep, coffee and bagels my writing routine on the weekends. Although the chocolate chip waffles from Eggo look pretty good. 😀
And now back to writing on my nanowrimo, I’m breaking my goal today. That is the halfway mark! 25,000 and I’m at 22727 right now. So I have 2,273 words to write today! Okie dokies, let the tap tap tapping begin!!
Have a fabulous Saturday, stay warm! Go for a walk outside, enjoy the fall air, the scenery and I’m fairly certain that will help warm you up. I miss volksmarches in Germany!
Oh a bit of a funny! I got challenged this morning on fb by my friend, Paula. Who is also writing this month!
I got tagged by Paula in a game called Eight Terrible Titles.
How do you play? EASY. Blindly scroll through your manuscript. As you scroll, let your cursor fall wherever it may. Select the phrase it lands on and–BAM! You’ve got yourself one terrifically terrible title! Repeat this 7 more times. Let the good times roll. Tag eight others (or whoever you want!).
So, here are 8 from my current WiP (for NaNoWriMo):
1) You can’t stay on Earth.
2) It’s his/her fault!
3) Yeah, that’s what he said.
4) Read the newest proposal from the remarkable people of Area 51.
5) No, that is not normal.
6) Cookies, dangit no cookies.
7) Screwed the pooch.
8) Did you just sniff me?
And now I’m tagging:
Have fun!
November 3, 2014
Holidays humor, Thankful November, Veteran's Leave a comment
LOL
Yes, I am thankful for silly pix on the internet.
While doing an image search, I ran across this funny and have to share it with ya’ll.
And um, Mr. Turkey, Mr. Eagle has a thing to say to you too!
Now hold on a minute, you turkey, Our day is first!! Then you can be stuffed! 😀 lol
Tuesday, November 11th!
xoxo ❤
June 6, 2013
blah blah blah comedy, entertainment, humor, Robin Williams 4 Comments
Another giggle break, I love Robin Williams, he makes me laugh until I can’t breathe. Enjoy!
January 11, 2012
blah blah blah humor 1 Comment
so my police friend at lunch had no sense of humor today.
All I said was, “What’s shaking bacon?”
I thought it was cute, he started twirling his handcuff’s-telling me I had one call, “Bail or bribe.”
I bought him cookies and we’re cool again…so next time, “Hiya cookie monster!”
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