Alexandria’s Geek Corner

“Hello, Everyone! Has anyone missed me? Today we’re going to talk about a new trend, Vala just had to share with me. Somehow and I’m not asking, she made it to the Midway Station, and from there we had a lovely chat. For some unknown reason, she wasn’t allowed here and apparently we’re not to be alone together??? So I wasn’t able to take a trip to the station.  Uh, Bill is on the station, it’s not like we’re going to steal a ship and take over the galaxy. Oh, wait. Hmmm? Yeah, I see the issue now. Her and I both have impulsive moments. Anywho, back to the trend! We can now all be like the glitterati!!”

“Look, you can glitter your butts or your booblage! Looks like fun to me! Vala agrees, and she managed to convince me to try it. Well, with so many cranky people telling me I can’t run around nude. Let’s see what happens if I glitter up my boobs. Just a little bit.”

“Right, maybe more glitter and NOT less!”

 

TGIT from Alexandria’s Geeky Corner

“Yeah, Yeah, I had to take a break. All these people with NO sense of humor. No, Alex, you can’t do that! NO ALEX STOP! ALEXANDRIA! STOP IT NOW! Do you know how many times a day, I hear the word no? Yeah! Too many to count, actually. So since I have the gene and the rank, I borrowed a puddle jumper and isn’t this a nice place. I only meant to go to the mainland, but when I dropped down into the control room, the gate opened and I swear the jumper flew itself through. I’m going to have to do some quick and fancy footwork when I get back, but I saved the file that shows the jumper flew itself. OOOOH! I see a glowy thingie…laters!”

“Dammit, I didn’t bring a uni with me. Hopefully, that glowy thingie is friendly or a ZPM that has nothing attached to it, ya know like a booby trap.”

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